The Influence of IT...

JUST FOR LAUGHS...

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow downin the overall performance,particularly in the flower, gifts andjewellery applications that hadoperated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installedmany other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,but installed undesirable programs suchas Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and WorldCup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runsand House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashesthe system. I've tried running Nagging5.3 to fix these problems, but to noavail.

What can I do?

Signed,Desperate Housewife

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Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainmentpackage, while Husband 1.0 is anoperating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHTYOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 toinstall Guilt 3.0 ..

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0should then automatically run theapplications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad programthat will create SnoringLoudly.wavfiles.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall anotherBoyfriend program. These are notsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a greatprogram, but it does have a limitedmemory and cannot learn newapplications quickly.

You might consider additional softwareto improve memory and performance. Ipersonally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0and Tongkat Ali 6.9.



Good Luck,

IT Support

Let Me Let Go...Move On For God!

I LOVE YOU!

I know i'll never love this way again...
BUT i can't keep you...
It'll be wrong for me to do so.
So, for God...go!
I'll stand behind you...silently..
Because i love you, because i care..Because we love HIM..

It'll hurt, it's painful...
But do not worry..
HE heals a broken hearted...
He'll heal mine and yours too...

I thought..I have found the one...
But now he's gone...
I miss him....
And i still hope that he'll come back to me
Again....
When he is ready...
But it all narrows down to God's hands...

I still somehow sense that you are the one...
But i better keep it low for now..
Because i do not know what God has installed for u n me...
You may get a better girl than me...
But i know i'll never get someone like you again..
I know it in my heart..That i love you..
But can i say "Please don't go too far away from my heart..and I still need you?"

You left me with no choice..
But i will choose for myself now that
I'll serve my dear Lord with all my heart..
Walk close with HIm...
Depend on HIm..
And to do His will...and not mine...
May the Lord be my guide..and lead me
May i surrender to Him..
Carry His cross and be obedient to His Commands..

If we are to be made together...
We will.....(crying softly in my heart..)

Though i walk through valley's low
I will fear no evil..
By the waters, still my soul..
My heart will trust in You!


TO my Dear Lord,

Father, I come to You now knowing that You will help me
through these moments..I know that You are my Almighty
God..And you will surely carry me through..I need You dear
Lord in my life...I am nothing without You..May i walk close with
You each day...Putting you first in my heart and surrender my
days to You..Use me today Lord to do Your will and to do the
purpose that You have set for me long before i was concieved in
my mother's womb..I love You dear Lord...Please be with me...I want
to walk close with You for the rest of my days...let me not think too
much or worry too much on what i will eat or wear for tomorrow
For tomorrow will worry about itself..


Love from your daugther who needs You to be in her life,
Joyce..

"What is more, i consider everything a loss compared to the surpassing greatness of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord!"